if i bitched out on you as much as you bitched out on me, i doubt we would still be friends. i am constantly walking on eggshells with you. this isnt how friendship works. this isnt even how a friend tug-boat works. call me fucking insane, but sorry if i didnt realize 1,553 miles away calls for not giving a fuck. the universe does not revolve around you, and i promise you that karma will be a bigger bitch than you are.